Boner Bizarre: Lord of the Cock Rings

BONER BIZARRE is an XXXtreme erotic variety show featuring filthy performance art, pole dancing, neo-burlesque, aerials, contortion, sideshow, fire breathing, rope bondage, fetish play, comedy, drama, and all things PERVERSE, GROTESQUE, and SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE. In other words, John Waters's bachelorette party set amidst the back alleys of Amsterdam's Red Light District. The Eye is Watching. It Always Has Been. Before surveillance capitalism. Before facial recognition. Before your phone somehow knew what you were thinking. There was the Eye... This summer, Lord of the Cock Rings reimagines Middle-earth through a dystopian fantasy lens where the Eye of Sauron isn't just a dark lord... it's the ultimate artificial intelligence. Always watching. Always learning. Always predicting your next bad decision... Are you carrying the Cock Ring... or is the Cock Ring carrying you?! With unforgivable acts by Lucy Lonestar, Cassandra Filth, Alexander the Great, Kay Bueno, Stefan del Bosque & Shi Feticcio, Roxy Rose, Miss Alignment, Zoja Exotica, Sado Moore, Kris Beloni, & Hans Ferdinand, Ginger Snaps, Arya Nix, Flex Fatale & Dougie Soto, Glitched Glamour, Aerial Outcast, Obsidian Myst, and more! Come witness a show unlike anything you've EVER SEEN BEFORE--the spectacle that can only be BONER BIZARRE! Doors at 8pm. Show at 9pm. NO REFUNDS. FB: https://www.facebook.com/events/s/b0ner-bizarre-lord-of-the-c0ck/1591361052988934