Blassphemy! A Metal Go-Go Burlesque Show: Alabaster's Birthday Fundraiser

Metal Burlesque never looked so good… or exhausting. 

Join us for Blassphemy! for this night of debauchery in the cult of... well... ass! Blassphemy! blends Burlesque and GoGo and sets it all to a soundtrack of metal music. This means you gotta buckle up for long set times filled with head banging, booty shaking, and a decent helping of dive bar grime. Imagine a grungy 90's metal strip club and you'll have a pretty good idea of what'll happen at Blassphemy! It's aaaaall about the #ButtsAndBreakdowns. And we want you ready to worship!

Although this is a metal show, expect some other genres of the hard rock persuasion to make an appearance. It's hard to shake it to 12-15 straight minutes of metal breakdowns.

This month, we are raising funds to increase dancer pay and cover marketing needs for the 2026 season! It’s also the producers birthday so expect lots of shenanigans!

Doors 9:00pm-ish

Show at 9:30pm

TIPPING IS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED TO MAXIMIZE BOOTY SHAKING POTENTIAL. We will have singles available to swap for you to tithe- I mean... tip.