Hans Ferdinand

This was originally made for my troupe's Nic Cage tribute show. But it was so ridiculous I had to keep doing it. The declaration is a mattress topper I painted. The puzzles are from an earlier version where it was that I was supposed to unlock puzzles and find gold to get to the finale. They're loosely used, but also just can't remove them. This is my favorite number to do and the costume is going to be refined soon.

My Riker Chair act. Set phasers to stunning.

okay, I'll stop. Anyways, wanted to give Riker a proper burlesque treatment with a chair act. Costume improvements to come after a version of this (not listed) fought me on the sleeves

This is one of my signature numbers. There's a giant KFC bucket on stage. We open to the clip from Family Guy "I wanna see the Colonel!" and it cues to Barry White. Cue me on stage and up rises a chicken (puppeted) and it turns into a sultry romance strip tease for my love (the chicken). It ends in me on the ground in front of the bucket with the chicken spicing me in a sweet (and savory) turn of events

Cue a Vampire laying on stage in repose, when you hear the classic organ pipe music of Bach. Cue camp-y Vampire actions with a lot of cape work and drama.
After about 30s of that, cue The Count Censored. Which is a song about how everyone's favorite vampire on Sesame Street likes to count. Except the word is bleeped. He bleeps the candles on the wall (cue producing a candle from behind), he bleeps the spiders on the wall (cue producing a spider from the crotch), and when he's alone he bleeps himself.
Lots of drama, some russian dancing moves because I hate my knees, but a lot of fun.